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Christmas Birthday Condiment Pants

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Artorius, Anthony, and Plum are in the mood for a holiday inflation.

Artorius: What should we do?

Anthony: I don't know. It's Christmas, and somebody's having a birthday.

Plum: I know! Let's improvise!

Artorius: But who is going to try out what Plum just ordered?

Anthony: Let me guess, you ordered a massive pump that can contain infinite mustard?

Plum: You bet! I also ordered a massive infinite ketchup pump as well.

Anthony: Well, I hope those orders pay off.

Suddenly, Pikachu, Toadette, and Peach came to them.

Peach: What are you doing here?

Plum: Oh, we have a Christmas surprise for you three.

Toadette: What is it?

Artorius: Pull out your pants.

Pikachu: But I don't even wear pants.

Anthony: Not yet you do.

Plum got out a red elastic, stretchy pair of pants for Pikachu to wear.

Pikachu: Fits like a glove. Thanks.

Plum: No problem.

Anthony: And now for your Christmas presents!

Artorius took the mustard pump hose into Pikachu's elastic pants and Anthony took the ketchup pump hose up Peach's dress that leads to her panties.

Artorius: Are you two ready?

Peach: Are you sure this is safe?

Anthony: It's safe. Let's keep it at that.

Anthony and Artorius turned the pumps on and Pikachu and Peach felt their undergarments squishing as they began to fill up.

Peach: Oh my. It's filling with ketchup!

Pikachu: And my pants are filling with mustard. Fitting because I am yellow, and mustard is yellow, too.

Toadette just watched as her bystanders' undergarments kept filling up with the condiments.

Toadette: Oh gee, I can't wait for my turn!

Plum: Don't worry, you'll get yours.

Artorius and Anthony cranked up the two pumps so ketchup and mustard can flow faster than before. Peach felt her panties expand so much, her dress is expanding as well. And Pikachu's pants filling up with mustard is tickling him in strange ways.

Pikachu: (laughs) That tickles!

Soon, both of their undergarments were the size of a planet each, and then, at the last minute, they exploded without warning, engulfing Toadette with the two condiments.

Peach: Toadette!

Pikachu: Are you okay?

Toadette was silent for a while, until...

Toadette: My turn!

Plum: Okay Toadette, we'll give you both of the condiments in your pants. Can you handle it?

Toadette: Is Toad very fast?

Plum: Ummmm...

Toadette: I'll do it!

As Plum took the two hoses down the front of Toadette's pants, a sudden figure took even more hoses down the front of Toadette's panties.

Toadette: Who was that?

Plum: Oh, that's Deville. She's always in a devious mood.

Toadette: What did she do?

Plum: Oh nothing, except for hooking your pants with even more infinite ketchup and mustard pumps.

Toadette: Is it bad?

Plum: Naw, whoever thought of that?

Toadette: Oh. Lay it on me! Or in this case, down my pants! (Giggles)

Plum and Deville turned all the pumps to the max as Toadette watched in glee as her pants fills up rapidly.

Toadette: It tickles so much!!

Peach and Pikachu, in spite of their busted undergarments, looked on at Toadette's undergarments as they stretch bigger than planet and still not even halfway of being full. Heck, not even a quarter, nor an eighth.

Plum: Is she for real?

Deville: As legit as they come.

Toadette went hysterical as her pants grew to the size of a solar system, then the Galaxy, then, finally, the universe.

Toadette: I'm gonna blow! (Laughs)

As predicted, her panties exploded in a universe of mustard and ketchup, raining down on all.

Toadette: (laughing hysterically)

Artorius: Is she all right?

Anthony: She's having one of her "moments".

Plum: True dat.

Peach and Pikachu just smiled after what they been through and laughed as well, seeing how Toadette is enjoying this red and yellow Christmas. Would have been whipped cream, and it would be another white Christmas.

The end
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