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Candace and Isabella's butt of the partHere is a story that happens in Dansville, when Phineas and Ferb knew what they're going to do today. The two boys designed a machine which looks like an air tank, but more advanced.
Isabella came to their backyard to see their newly developed machine.
Isabella: Hey Phineas. What'cha doin'?
Phineas: Hey Isabella, we just finished this great machine.
Isabella: What does it do?
Phineas: It makes rubber pairs of pants, also it features an air dispenser for balloon.
Ferb: Nifty at the very least.
Isabella: Sweet! I wanted to help the Fireside Girls earn an Inflatable pants badge. Can you make me a pair of inflatable pants?
Phineas: Inflatable pants? Sure.
Ferb: We don't see why not.
As the machine is doing its work, Candace is looking out the window from her room upstairs.
Candace: I just know you're going to be busted, and I'm gonna make sure of that.
To be done soon...
Red Hot VillagerAlexander the Great was just strolling in a nearby area with his trusty steed when he saw a conflict.
Tails: Let me go! I don't see why I am not in Super Smash Bros 4!
Villager: That's because I'm in it. I don't see why are you complaining anyway.
The Villager has Tails captured in a net. Alexander came to action as he commandeered a tank and he took a hose and threw it in Villager's mouth. He didn't see it coming and didn't know what would happen to him.
Villager: What the?
Alexander turned on the tank to its peak setting and a liquid came into Villager's mouth. It's mustard. Very hot mustard, in fact.
The Villager began to swell up with the thick but hot liquid. He is getting bigger and bigger. Alexander freed Tails from the net and took him to safety.
As for the Villager, he isn't even close to free. His body bloated up to the size of a house and still growing. Ten minutes later, he is as big as ten houses and he feels like he is going to explode. H
Christmas with more loveIt's Valentine's day at Mushroom Kingdom and Gold Toad and Toadette are going to give the whole kingdom a gift they'll never forget.
Gold Toad: What should we give to the whole kingdom?
Toadette: Well, we never thought this through, have we?
Gold Toad: That, with regrets.
Toadette: It's not just what are we going to give, but HOW are we going to give?
Gold Toad: (snaps finger) I got it.
Toadette: You do?
Gold Toad: Yep, give me a lightbulb.
Toadette: Okay, but how is that going to help?
Gold Toad: It's not, I want to use it when I hatch an idea.
Toadette gave him the lightbulb and Gold Toad took it over his head. As soon as the bulb lights up, he hatched an idea.
Gold Toad: I got it.
Toadette: This better not be about another lightbulb again.
Gold Toad got out a massive pair of pants.
Toadette: What is that?
Gold Toad: I call it "Pants of Pair"!
Toadette: I'm not gonna repeat the name, but what?
Gold Toad: It fits two people in there and contains 4 pant legs. It is also inflatable to b
Hayloon's ballooning birthdayHayloon was just about to open the door to her house when suddenly...
Hayloon: Wow, what is this?
Leading a group of people is a little retainer with a yellow head with red polka dots and skin like a human. He had a gold vest and white panties.
Retainer: Happy birthday, Hayloon! From Gold Toad.
Hayloon: Nice to meet you.
Evie: Wow, nice party!
Gold Toad: Thanks, I invited the best, for the best things.
Evie: Wow, me, Gold Toad, Hayloon, and Spyrofan. That's it?
Gold Toad: It ain't much, but four's a crowd.
Hayloon: How many balloons do you have?
Gold Toad: Enough to make it the best birthday party!
Gold Toad got out several air tanks and got out tons of deflated balloons.
Spyrofan: Balloon fun!
Hayloon: You're psychic, are you?
Gold Toad: Oh, stop it. It's the least I can do. Who's going first?
Hayloon: I am.
As they began their balloon fun. Gold Toad and Evie stuffed a balloon each down Hayloon's shirt in the bra area. They plugged each hose in them and turned the two air t
Spyrofan and Rosalina's beach reach for loveSpyrofan and Rosalina were at the beach, chilling out.
Spyrofan: I gotta change.
While Spyrofan changes to his swim trunks, Rosalina changes to her bikini, which happens to be too large for her. However, she got out a bike pump and with the hose in her mouth, she pushed the handle up and down as her breasts got bigger. Soon her breasts are bigger than last time, to the size of a basketball, thus making her bikini too small on purpose.
Spyrofan: Okay, I'm back. What do you think of my swim... trunks?
Rosalina: I think they sexy.
Spyrofan: Wow, you too.
Rosalina purposely fall into Spyrofan, cause his face to be in her cleavage. Then then relaxed under the umbrella, holding hands.
Everything goes well for these two, and at the sunset, they are walking on the beach. As they kissed at the sunset, things are going flawlessly.
Spyrofan: I love you, Rosalina.
Rosalina: I love you, too, Spyrofan.
Sunny days or cloudy daysGeorge Washington and Elizabeth I and Boudicca were so very fed up with Saddam. They to rid him away to which he won't bother them.
Meanwhile, Saddam was led to a trap, a hose in his mouth, and the sound of a knob being turned was heard. Hot tar filled Saddam by Boudicca, Elizabeth I, and George Washington and he is doomed to be at his fate.
Saddam reached his limit and he spewed tar as he rose upward. Everyone watched as Saddam flew up into space and when he didn't realize it, he is heading towards the sun. As soon as he hits its floor, he was never heard of again.
Those who despise Saddam, are clear from him.
Prank war (Martin.F/Reader vs Benedict.C/Andrew.S)You sat beside Martin reading over the script for the last episode of Sherlock season 2.
“Hey Martin” You said looking over at him.
“Yes?” Martin replied putting down his script.
“How pissed would Andrew be if I slap-cam’d him?” You asked smirking slightly.
“I have no idea” Martin shrugged.
“I need your assistance!” You grinned standing up. Martin rolled his eyes but stood up anyway. The two of you planned where and when to slap cam Andrew and went out to buy some whipped cream and a pie.
“You sure you wanna do this?” You looked at Martin who nodded.
“Definitely” Martin replied holding the cream pie in his hand.
“Ok then is Mark in position?” You asked. Martin looked over at Mark Gatiss and saw him standing there holding up your phone.
“He’s either waiting for us or playing Angry Birds” Martin nodded.
“Ok then…..There they are!” You smirked pointing
BBW Rainbow DashSighing in boredom and flicking another strand of her rainbow colored hair from her eyes, Rainbow Dash droned on punching in numbers on her computer; taking another quaff of her cup of coffee. Working a desk job was the last thing she ever expected to do with her life, especially with all the sports scholarships she received during high school. The highlight of her life was when she signed on to her favorite women's football (soccer) team and put on her jersey. The following month proceeded to fill her with elation as she got to know her team and shined among them during practice. Things unfortunately went south come game time however, as the true face of the whole organization revealed itself. She could handle the trash talking from other teams, as she allowed her skills to speak for themselves; making her opponents eat their own words as she dealt with them on the field. But it was the sheer amount of underhandedness that went on with other teams and her own, that truly began
Marco X Reader: Flames of A PhoenixCelebratory cheers were heard, ringing out across the deck of the Moby Dick as every ship division and its commanders gathered on the main ship, downing barrels of sake in thick wooden mugs with their great father, Whitebeard.
You were among everyone of course, celebrating the great win against some random, but formidable pirate gang that dared oppose you. Happening a mere ten minutes ago, doing your usual work on one of the ships, it was suddenly attacked by some outrageous outlaws. Sadly for them, it was the ship managed by the first division commander, Marco. The man you were proud to be working closely with, powers matching equally when fighting by each other’s side. Not counting his devil fruit ability of course. That put him on a whole new level. The random battle taking place, a few injuries happened here and there, but overall, you caused a serious amount of deaths, as well as Marco, wiping out every sly shit that thought they could take down the first division alongside
F.A.C.ExReader Randy Jackson!
You were bored so bored and didn't know what to do
You can't watch T.V. There was nothing interesting showing so you couldn't watch anything
You couldn't play any games because you felt like playing horror games but you knew you were gonna have nightmares and stuff
So since you couldn't do anything you were just walking around while wearing a long brown coat
"What am I gonna do? It's 5:00pm and I already ate dinner early...hmm maybe I should buy some Manga?" You suggested to yourself then you remembered , "I don't have enough money..." You then grumbled ,"Wait, Maybe I can call Eliza and maybe hang out with her!" Then you pulled out your phone and called her , "Hey El--" You were cut off by hearing the message thingy , "Tsk She's not available "
"Hmm " You said and remembered you actually had a boyfriend , And it was Alfred . F Jones!~ , "I should call him and play horror games with him!" Then you dialed his number on the phone you still had in your hand , "Hey
Taco Trama (TonyXreader oneshot)"What's the answer to number eight?" Your friend asked while handing you her homework.
Star Trek Prank Week II (Reader x Chekov X Sulu)
You hummed to yourself happily as you almost skipped onto the Bridge.
Jim turned when he heard humming then paled when he saw you. "Mr. Spock, take the conn."
"Um, Keptin...Mr. Spock just left ze Bridge." Chekov told him.
"Damn you, Spock." Jim seethed. "Then, Mr. Chekov. You have the conn." he told him before he ran to the turbo lift.
You smirked to yourself, proud that the Captain was afraid of you. But he wasn't the target for Prank Week. Oh, no the target was Chekov. "Hey, Pavel." you said sweetly as you slipped into the helm section. "Did you hear about Sulu?"
"No. Vhat is vrong vith him?" Chekov asked with a confused expression on his face.
"He's really sick. So, sick he can't get out of bed. I asked him what would make him feel better and he said that he wanted his fencing equipment brought to the Med Bay so Bones could give it to him once he's out of isolation." you lied smoothly.
"Sulu eez in isolation?!" Chekov asked, shocked.
You nodded. "I'd bring the equipment but Bones ba
Bremon's Fruit Bowl BlunderOlivia is a medium for the gods in human form. She uses her powers to predict the future of mortals on earth by posing herself as a fortune teller. Being part of Olympus really has its advantages, especially when all of her predictions came true for every human she talked to.
Bremon is a Succubus, a female demon who seduces men. Not only does she have the right body for the job, she's also a trickster to boot as well. She plays tricks on humans and even the Gods themselves.
However, one day, one of her pranks gets the better of her.
Olivia was predicting her fortunes to humans, while Bremon was planning another prank in her realm.
Bremon: *walking back and forth* "What to do, what to do on this particular day?"
She noticed her sister, Demonia, who was listening to death metal.
Bremon gives her sister a wedgie to notice her and, hopefully, stop the music.
Demonia: *fixing her underwear* "What the hell, sis?! Why did you do that for?!"
Bremon: "Because I'm trying to think of a way t
The Gilded Age- Part One“That was a really fun day, Ferb.” Phineas said. “What should we build tomorrow?”
“Perhaps a stable.” Ferb said.
“That could be fun.” Phineas said. “We could invent a robot horse to live in the stable.”
“And my cow.” Ferb said.
Phineas pushed open the kitchen door and the two of them went inside.
“Wow, it’s already almost one in the morning.” Phineas said. “I had no idea we stayed out that long.”
“It’s easy to forget how much time has passed when you’re playing giant pool.” Ferb said.
“Ferb, that’s it!” Phineas said. “Tomorrow, we should build a-”
“WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN ME INTO AN ICE CUBE?” Someone yelled.
“Uh oh.” Phineas said.
The boys ran upstairs and skidded to a stop in front of the upstairs bathroom door. Perry was standing in the doorframe with a towel wrapped tightly around his middl
Lia: TUA (Ch. 6, The Labyrinth Part 2)The flattened Rinko pushed the equally flat Lia away from her. Lia landed face down into a neatly folded heap. As Rinko was about to lift herself up, a curious-looking tube popped out from behind one of the nearby wall's stone bricks. The tube extended, placing itself over Rinko's mouth. A sudden blast of air escaped the tube and found its way inside Rinko. The continuous flow of air began to puff her up back to normal.
Unfortunately, Rinko couldn't seem to remove the tube from her mouth. As she pulled relentlessly at the tube, the air began to swell her up to gigantic proportions to the point where she resembled an airship's balloon floating over the Labyrinth. After a good five minutes of this, Rinko finally managed to pull the tube from her lips; she was surprised she hadn't burst at this point. The air quickly began to escape her body, blowing her in every possible direction as she slowly deflated. Before long, she landed elsewhere in the Labyrinth with an unspectacular *THUD*.
Keks and Kurchen Von Hacken's stuffing battleKeks and Kuchen are in their bakery one day, when they decided to make a contest to determine who is the better stuffer.
Keks: I can stuff person with tons of food till it explodes.
Kuchen: In the dreams of yours, I can stuff tons of people way faster than you will do.
Keks: Oh nein, you're not thinking about ein contest, ja?
Kuchen: Ja, we will stuff each other with sweets that we made.
Keks: I think you are making ein great deal of this.
Kuchen: Whoever wins, will stuff the losers underpants with the rest of the sweets.
Keks: All of the sweets?
Kuchen: All of the sweets, regardless of your undergarment size, nein.
Keks: May the best stuffer win.
Kuchen: And the stuffed enjoy ein sweet panties.
Keks and Kuchen gathered some sweets and began stuffing each other with them.
Keks: Hope you like it, it's delisious.
Keks stuffed a whole cake into Kuchen's mouth, he swallowed it whole.
Kuchen: Oh ja? Eat this!
Kuchen stuffed two dozen doughnuts down Keks mouth and she swallowed them whole.
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