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The Daisy Bunny BonanzaBaby Daisy and Daisy were collecting exercise balls and decided to paint them in Easter Egg style.
Daisy: Well, this is it.
Baby Daisy: Yup.
Baby Daisy and Daisy continued to paint eggs, and then briefly have fun with the paint before washing it off. Eventually, all of the balls have been painted and the two girls are wondering what are they going to do with them.
Daisy: Well, we painted them all. Now what?
Baby Daisy: I know!
Baby Daisy whispers the plan to Daisy's ear.
Daisy: Wow, you are such a gossip!
Baby Daisy got out an air pump and attached the hose to a blue and red exercise ball. Baby Daisy got on it and Daisy got under it after turning the pump on. The air hissed as it came into the ball.
Baby Daisy: So big...
Daisy: Juicy latex...
The ball filled up nonstop and Baby Daisy and Daisy anticipated every second of it, until the ball finally exploded, giving the two gals a really big thrill.
Baby Daisy: So fun!
Daisy: How about we stuff one in our clothes?
Baby Daisy: (giggles)
The Big Stink!Toad is living his life as a cleaner. A janitorial servant of Princess Peach. A peacemaker at love, not war. Everything was perfectly clean. The lawn everywhere in Toad Town is mowed down to size, the plants are watered, the sidewalks and roads are clear of any cracks, houses are clean, and the atmosphere is at is finest. Practically, Toad Town is a perfect place to settle. However, there is only one other character who is walking into the entrance of the practically perfect town of Toads. The smell of the character is not perfect, not above average, far below average, not good at all. It's not Wario, nor Waluigi. It's not even a male. Not even Wendy Koopa. She smells way worse than Wario and Waluigi combined. She smells way worse than a skunk's tail, and a stinkbug's gas. Her presence is far beyond toxic. The shadow has been unshadowed. The character's name is...
Toadette is very dirty at least and excellently repulsive at best. Still keeping the same shape, figure, and look
Robert E. Lee's deathly deviseThere lives Robert E. Lee walking in a forest. He has the reputation of murdering George Washington, and Napoleon Bonaparte. He is considered an unstoppable moment of history murdering the first president of the great U.S of A, and Napoleon. There's no stopping him, until a new face is met, by the name of William Wallace. Robert E. Lee encounters the new meat.
Lee: So, what brought you here?
Lee: You think you're going to free me of my bad doings permanently? It's a novice said than achieved.
Lee lungs at Wallace with a knife, but is easily stopped by Wallace's dodge, and his ability to tie up Lee.
Wallace: Now to give you a decent discipline.
Wallace doesn't use a tank of lava, as it will melt through any container. He used a hidden power to assemble a flow of very hot lava and right through Lee's mouth. It's not long before Lee is full of lava and full inflated of it. He released amounts of lava and deflated up into the sun to melt into nothing just like Saddam.
Year of the DaisyIt's April Fools at the Mushroom Kingdom and a group gathers for a prank.
Mario: Well, what are we here for?
Luigi: Yeah, unless it's another one of Daisy's antics, I'm out.
Peach: We're here to celebrate the year of the Daisy.
Toad: Princess Daisy.
Rosalina: That's her.
Toadette: But what about her?
Luigi: That's it. I'm out.
Waluigi: Not so fast.
Waluigi pushed Luigi back to the group.
Wario: It's far from over.
Peach: It's her 25th anniversary. And we're going to give her a big one.
Toadette: Isn't her anniversary on the 21st?
Peach: It's April! April Fools is today. And on the same month of Daisy's anniversary and April Fools, we're going to give her a gift she'll never forget.
Rosalina: Do we have the prank plans?
Toad: It's all here.
Toad laid the paper with the details of the prank that they'll pull on Daisy.
Toad: Everyone in Toad Town has helped built this prank. When Daisy puts her golden yellow suit on, she will not notice it's an inflatable suit.
The underwear wet and bigRebecca is just enjoying her time at home, when there's a knock on the door. She opened it. It was Rosalina.
Rosalina: Oh, hello there.
Rebecca: Hey, Rosalina. Can I ask you to do a favor?
Rosalina: Sure. Name it.
Rebecca: Can you inflate my underwear with water?
Rosalina: Inflate your underwear with water? Sure, why not?
Rebecca and Rosalina went outside the house and Rebecca gave Rosalina a garden hose. Rosalina puts the hose down the front of Rebecca's underwear.
Rosalina: Like this?
Rebecca: Wow, dead-on! Get ready.
Rosalina turned on the hose and water ran down the hose to Rebecca's underwear.
Rebecca: Ooooh, cold.
Rosalina: You see how great it is?
Rebecca: Yeah! I should do this more often.
Rebecca's underwear grew with water to the size of her house, and Rosalina watched as the underwear filled more and more and Rebecca enjoyed every minute of it.
Candace and Isabella's butt of the partHere is a story that happens in Dansville, when Phineas and Ferb knew what they're going to do today. The two boys designed a machine which looks like an air tank, but more advanced.
Isabella came to their backyard to see their newly developed machine.
Isabella: Hey Phineas. What'cha doin'?
Phineas: Hey Isabella, we just finished this great machine.
Isabella: What does it do?
Phineas: It makes rubber pairs of pants, also it features an air dispenser for balloon.
Ferb: Nifty at the very least.
Isabella: Sweet! I wanted to help the Fireside Girls earn an Inflatable pants badge. Can you make me a pair of inflatable pants?
Phineas: Inflatable pants? Sure.
Ferb: We don't see why not.
As the machine is doing its work, Candace is looking out the window from her room upstairs.
Candace: I just know you're going to be busted, and I'm gonna make sure of that.
To be done soon...
Sherlock Chatroom 14 (SherlockXReaderXMoriarty)
(Y/n) has started a chatroom.
Greg has logged on.
Sebastian has logged on.
‘Hey Tiger – YN’
‘Hello – Sebastian’
‘(Y/n) can you please get off my desk?! – Greg’
‘No I’m comfy – YN’
‘You blew me off for him? – Sebastian’
‘I think we spend waaaaaaaaay to much time together plus I haven’t seen Greg in ages and he’s my brother so….. – YN’
‘Suppose – Sebastian’
‘I am not a footrest -_- - Greg’
‘Your lap is now – YN’
Sherlock has logged on.
‘Lestrade?! – Sherlock’
‘What? – Greg’
‘I need help – Sherlock’
‘With what? – Greg’
‘I need to know how to impress a girl – Sherlock’
‘Pfft hahahahahahahahahaha – Greg’
‘What’s so funny?! – Sherlock’
‘You said you wanted to impress a woman
Truth or dare (MycroftXReader)
You sat with Sherlock, John and Mary in the living room of 221B. Mary had suggested you all play truth or dare not really giving you an option not to play.
“Why this game?” John sighed from his chair.
“It was this or Cluedo” Mary shrugged.
“No I am never playing Cluedo with that man again!” You shook your head pointing to Sherlock who rolled his eyes.
“Just go Mary” John groaned.
“Ok Sherlock truth or dare?” Mary asked.
“Dare” Sherlock replied.
“I dare you to give John you’re violin for a week” Mary smirked.
“YES! PEACE AND QUIET!” You exclaimed happily.
“What?!” Sherlock shrieked.
“Hand it over” John grinned.
“If you dare harm my violin in any way I will hunt you down” Sherlock warned handing John his violin carefully.
“I’m going to paint it pink” John hummed.
“Sherlock you’re turn” Mary said.
Sherlock Chatroom 13 (SherlockXReader)
(Y/n) has started a chatroom.
John has logged on.
Sebastian has logged on.
‘(Y/n) where are you? – John’
‘With Tiger – YN’
‘At my flat – Sebastian’
‘Why? – YN’’
‘Sherlock is in my house sulking – John’
‘So? – YN’
‘He’s your boyfriend come get him! – John’
‘She can’t – Sebastian’
‘Why? – John’
‘We’re prank calling Jim – YN’
‘………………………. – John’
Jim has logged on.
Sherlock has logged on.
‘Hey Sherly – YN’
‘Bored – Sherlock’
‘Good to know now does anyone know how to trace calls? – Jim’
‘Nope – Sebastian’
‘Why do you need to trace calls? – YN’
‘Some assholes keep prank calling me! – Jim’
His voice (LestradeXReader)
You and Mary stood in the station waiting for Sherlock and John to come out of Lestrade’s office.
“Mary what do you think of Lestrade?” You asked her randomly while sipping your coffee.
“He’s nice…..He has one of those voices you know?” Mary replied.
“Yeah I could probably listen to him talk forever” You nodded not realizing Anderson was listening to your conversation.
“Yeah hell he could read Twilight and I’d probably love the book” Mary agreed.
“Agreed it’s rare to find someone with a voice as nice as his” You commented.
“Nice? His voice is full blown sexy” Mary huffed.
“Oh god yes it is” You sighed.
“I mean I love John to death but Lestrade’s voice is just no words can describe” Mary sighed as well.
“His voice is deep and rough yet gentle and so damn sexy” You nodded.
“Good description” Mary nodded. Anderson smirked with the inf
Mycroft groaned when sunlight hit his face and pulled the covered over his head. He hissed as his head pounded from all the alcohol he drank the night before and noticed you weren’t in bed beside him. Eventually he got up and went into the bathroom for a shower. You, Sherlock, John and Mary were downstairs having tea and breakfast when you all heard a scream from upstairs.
“Oh god he woke up” Mary said.
“I was hoping he wouldn’t” Sherlock muttered putting down the paper.
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON MY SHOULDER?!” Mycroft screamed pissed.
“Come on Mycroft one drink?!” You whined dragging Mycroft to the pub to meet up with Sherlock, John and Mary.
“No” Mycroft shook his head.
“Just one?! Please! Then you can go!” You begged. Mycroft sighed and glanced at you before agreeing to come in for one drink. An hour later Mycroft sat in the booth laughing at something random while the rest of you
You paled when the elevator you were in suddenly jolted to a stop before the lights went out. Lestrade took a step closer to you as you began hyperventilating.
“You ok?” Lestrade asked concern lacing his voice.
“Ok?! NO I’M NOT OK GREG!” You snapped.
“Ok!” Lestrade held his hands up and took a step back.
“Just calm down love” Lestrade added softly.
“CALM DOWN?! I’M STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH ANDERSON!” You yelled. Lestrade looked at Anderson who was at the far side of the lift.
“He’s not even doing anything” Lestrade replied.
“His face is annoying me!” You replied.
“Ok……Anderson face the wall” Lestrade ordered.
“Seriously?!” Anderson exclaimed.
“Do it!” Lestrade snapped. Anderson groaned and sat down before facing the wall. You calmed down slightly and felt Lestrade wrap his arm around your shoulders. Lestrade pulled you to sit on the gr
You put down the third Harry Potter book after finishing it for the 4th time. A mental image of Lucius came to your head after a few moments and it was of him holding his cane with his wand out. You glanced at Mycroft who was doing paper work at his desk and eyed his umbrella handle cautiously.
“Hey Mycroft can I see your umbrella for a moment?” You asked innocently.
“No” Mycroft replied.
“Why?” You whined.
“Because you broke my last one” Mycroft said moving his umbrella to the opposite side of him further out of your reach. You cursed and made it your mission to get his umbrella. The next time you tried Mycroft was asleep so you decided to sneak out of the bed.
“You won’t find it” Mycroft muttered tiredly.
“Damit” You groaned lying back down on the bed. The next time you tried was a week later.
“Mycroft!” You said running into his study with a bag.
“What?” Mycroft sighed.
You were walking home one evening when you noticed something in the alley. Getting closer you saw it was a body which had been stabbed. You gasped and called your boyfriend DI Lestrade to inform him.
“Hello?” Lestrade purred into the phone.
“Greg it’s (Y/n) listen I just found a body in an alley!” You replied quickly.
“I’M ON MY WAY!” Lestrade shrieked before stumbling out of the bar he was in. After half an hour you still saw no sign of Lestrade so you called him again.
“Hello?” Lestrade answered.
“Where are you?!” You demanded.
“In a pet shop” Lestrade replied picking up two bunnies.
“Why are you in a pet shop?!” You asked face-palming.
“I’m getting a bunny” Lestrade replied stepping out of the broken window in the pet shop.
“Greg all the shops are closed” You said.
“I walked through the window……I SHALL NAME THEM SARAH AND JOHN CONNOR!
Mans best friend? (SebastianXReader)
It was Saturday afternoon and you were sitting in your boyfriends flat with your legs draped over his watching TV. Just as the next episode of Doctor Who started there was a knock at the door. Sebastian glanced at the door and stood up before grabbing his gun. He went to the door and put the gun behind his back as he opened the door. The last thing he expected was a Labrador to bound into the flat happily.
“What the hell?” Sebastian said aloud before he saw his neighbour on the other side.
“Sorry about this Moran but I need someone to watch him till Tuesday” His neighbour said hurriedly. Sebastian was about to tell her know when he saw you petting the dog grinning.
“Fine I’ll watch it” Sebastian sighed.
“Great here’s his food and lead he’ll sleep anywhere thanks Moran!” His neighbour said before hurrying off. Sebastian bought the stuff in before he closed the door.
“Aww he’s so cute!” You awed patting t
Keks and Kurchen Von Hacken's stuffing battleKeks and Kuchen are in their bakery one day, when they decided to make a contest to determine who is the better stuffer.
Keks: I can stuff person with tons of food till it explodes.
Kuchen: In the dreams of yours, I can stuff tons of people way faster than you will do.
Keks: Oh nein, you're not thinking about ein contest, ja?
Kuchen: Ja, we will stuff each other with sweets that we made.
Keks: I think you are making ein great deal of this.
Kuchen: Whoever wins, will stuff the losers underpants with the rest of the sweets.
Keks: All of the sweets?
Kuchen: All of the sweets, regardless of your undergarment size, nein.
Keks: May the best stuffer win.
Kuchen: And the stuffed enjoy ein sweet panties.
Keks and Kuchen gathered some sweets and began stuffing each other with them.
Keks: Hope you like it, it's delisious.
Keks stuffed a whole cake into Kuchen's mouth, he swallowed it whole.
Kuchen: Oh ja? Eat this!
Kuchen stuffed two dozen doughnuts down Keks mouth and she swallowed them whole.
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