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Toadette's helium problem

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Toadette's helium problem

BONUS LEVEL!

Red Koopa Kid: Are you all right, Bowser, sir?

Bowser: I just saw the unimaginable.

Green Koopa Kid: What is it, sir?

Bowser: A big, fat Toadette and a pea-sized Toad.

Blue Koopa Kid: That reminds me! I just saw that Toadette just miles away from the castle!

Red Koopa Kid: Why didn't you tell us earlier?

Blue Koopa Kid: I was training a recent group of Dry Bones.

Green Koopa Kid: You could have told them to attack her, you idiot!

Blue Koopa Kid: I knew I should have trained Chain Chomps.

Bowser: Quiet! [stomps on the ground hard] We will capture those mushroom headed weaklings so that they won't know what hit 'em. Gwahahaha!

Red Koopa Kid: But how will you do that?

Bowser: Simple. They will have been cured by now!

Green Koopa Kid: What so good about it?

Bowser: It isn't. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The evil laughter of Bowser echoed across Toad Town and through Peach's castle.

Meanwhile, Toad and Toadette, unable to hear the echo, were at E. Gadd's Garage, relieved to hear that their conditions of Toadette growing and Toad shrinking have ended. E. Gadd was just offering a few requests before they would leave.

E. Gadd: Perpare to be amazed by my latest invention, my Helium Heat-Resistant Suit!

Toadette: How does it work?

E. Gadd: Let me demonstrate for you.

Toadette took on the pink suit and strapped herself in a chair. E. Gadd shot a stream of fire from a gadget at Toadette. Toadette closed her eyes and opened to see she did not feel any burn at all. What she felt, however, was her body starting to swell up. Her belly inflated to the size of a big balloon. Toad watched in amazement as his partner started to float up to the ceiling, her body still expanding. Toadette's suit stretched immensely as well. After 10 minutes, Toadette is a balloon 50 feet in diameter.

E. Gadd: Success!

Toadette: Wow! No wonder I was so big.

E. Gadd: And for you, Toad, is a rare suit that absorbs almost every liquid and fills the suit with ease. Both of these suits are recently designed to make the wearer impervious to lava, acid, ice water, and radiation, even the insides of the wearer are immortal. Also, the suits are inflatable and are considered unpoppable, and can be inflated to any size as long as it doesn't overtake the size of 10 galaxies.

Toad: Thanks!

Toadette: [deflated back to normal] We love your suits!

E. Gadd: Be sure to come again.

Toadette and Toad: Bye!

As the mushroom pair exits the garage, they are enlightned.

Toad: Wait until we show Mario these suits!

Toadette: Yeah, his mind will blow!

Voice: His mind isn't the only thing to blow!

An unfamiliar voice boomed behind them. It was Bowser! He grabbed them tightly as he stormed off to his Koopa Clown Car.

Bowser: I can't wait any longer for this. I'm the one who started your "conditions".

Toad and Toadette gasped.

Bowser: Unfortunately, one of my Koopa Kids switched my other shrinking formula with my secret growth formula.

Toadette: So that's why I've been huge.

Toad: Yeah, and when you were breathing fire at us, you only hit Toadette's shoes! [laughs]

Toadette: [laughs] I can't stop laughing because you were so stupid!

Fed up by their rememberance, Bowser got very angry.

Bowser: That's it!!! You gave me no choice!! I'll have to burn you alive into the lava if I have to!!!

The Clown Car also got angry as well.

Mario was already on his way to Bowser's castle not only because he heard Bowser's echo, but he already went to see E. Gadd and his mind was truly awestruck by E. Gadd's explanations an hour ago.

Mario: Toad! Toadette! These suits are-a too dangerous! Come-a back!

Meanwhile, at Bowser's rebuilt castle, Bowser was arguing with the Koopa Kids. Toad tried to toy with Bowser. He tapped his shoulder.

Toad: Aaaaaahhhhh!

Bowser: Raaauuuuggghh!!

Toad: [laughs]

Bowser: Grrrr, you little...

Toad: Yipe!

Toad got behind Toadette while Bowser closed his eyes as he blew a stream of fire at them. When he opened his eyes, there was no Toadette burned to a crisp, instead was a vast vision of pink. It's the suit being stretched by Toadette's inflating body.

Bowser: What?! How come you're not blackened?!

Toadette: Try and pop me!

Bowser: Oh, with pleasure.

Bowser charged his spiked back at her. Instead of a loud pop, he was slingshoted to a wall.

Bowser: Errrggggghhh!

Toadette: [giggles]

Koopa Kids: Oh no!

They were shocked to see Toadette's helium filled body still intact. They tried biting her, squishing her, they even hired a Chain Chomp to pop her. The Chain Chomp was their best help.

Chain Chomp: Arf Arf! [I'm glad you called for me! I will give it all I got!]

Chain Chomp rammed at her and took a deep sharp bite, but it backfired and the Chain Chomp was sent flying backwards out the window.

Chain Chomp: Yip! Yip! Yip! [Drat! I couldn't get it done! Too bad for you!]

Toadette only giggled harder as she slowly gets bigger.

Red Koopa Kid: That's it! We couldn't take it anymore!

Blue Koopa Kid: Yeah, we're gonna deal with Mario!

Green Koopa Kid: Let's get outta here!

Bowser: Wait, where do you think you're going? If you don't stay here and come chargin' to Mario, I'm gonna reduce your dinner for a y- Mario?!

Mario: [looking at Bowser's castle] Hmmmmm.

Blue Koopa Kid: Stop right there, Mario!

Red Koopa Kid: You're surrounded! It's 3 against one!

Green Koopa Kid: This should be over immediately!

Mario picked up a Mega Mushroom and grew thrice his size.

Blue Koopa Kid: We give up! We give up!

Red Koopa Kid: You can go through!

Green Koopa Kid: Mr. Bowser will be displeased!

The Koopa Kids ran away from Mario to Bowser's surprise.

Bowser: Grrrr, idiots! All of them! I'll deal with that twerp myself!

Bowser stormed out the throne room and closed the door so hard that the Podoboos were shaken away near Toadette, increase the expasion of her.

Toad can only watch Toadette grow and grow and grow her body out as more helium filled her up. She is almost as big as the throne room. Toad is between a wall and her belly. As Toad felt her body touching him, he feels like he would be inflated, too. (Not really)

Toad is getting squashed by her, but the good squashed as in being flat. Toadette is getting bigger than the throne room, which soon collasped. Toad fell down at the lava but fortunately, because of his suit, which absorbed all the lava, he's still alive.

Mario looked at two big sights, Toadette inflating rapidly and Toad's suit filled with lava.

He lifted Toad to Toadette's body and got on her for an escape.

Bowser: Wha? Come back here!

Bowser was furious. He got on to his Koopa Clown Car and went in hot pursuit.

Toadette's body was still growing and lifting further away. As Bowser was closing in, Mario got an idea. He opened Toad's suit and dumped all of the lava on the Clown Car. It was effective! Bowser is now standing on nothing so he fell down to the ground.

Bowser: Rauuuggghhhh! Curse you, Mario! You're glad I didn't capture Peach!

E. Gadd was happy to see Mario, Toadette, and Toad.

E. Gadd: Wow! By the look at Toadette, I'd say you had quite an adventure! Now everybody get off, so I will unleash an antidote.

E. Gadd used a gadget to cover Toadette's body except for her head, arms and legs. Tubes were all over the round gadget and the antidote began pouring in.

E. Gadd: This might tickle a little.

Toadette felt a big hint of humor as the antidote touched her. She then laughed hysterically as more of it went in.

Toad: Define "little".

After the antidote, Toadette was her original size, the suits are off, and E. Gadd thanked them.

E. Gadd: Toad. Toadette. Thank you for being our first to test my inventions. As a bonus, I will let you play with the laughing gas tanks by yourselves in Laughing Gas Tank Storage 2.

Toad and Toadette were excited. They went to the storage and discovered a laughing gas tank. Toad sprayed some at Toadette, who is laughing pretty hard. Toadette puts a hose from another tank in his mouth and turned the value. Toad's belly was getting bigger as he laughed and laughed. They had so much fun with the laughing gas, they don't know where to head next.

GAME OVER!

(The good GAME OVER, as in victory)
After being thwarted by the "weird" conditions, Bowser vows revenge!

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HyperGirlPower2006's avatar

I love Toadette! ^^

One of my favorite character! 💖